Michael Fulmer leads the ex-Mets rotation.

Tug McGraw.

Goose Gossage.

See you there! If I croak first, feel free to make a Return of the Jedi style drum kit out of my corpse.

Motion to rename the Atlanta baseball club as “Barves,” as in the plural of “Barf”?

In some ways Teddy’s ascent to presidency was the origin of that split. He was only put on the McKinley ticket to get him out of the N.Y. governor’s office, where he was much too progressive for the tastes of the GOP elites. And progressive back then was different than today, he was no left-wing idealist. He was…

The biggest difference between the Trump administration and the George W. Bush administration is that Dubya and his cronies were far better at being evil.

It’s OK that you don’t understand how international diplomacy works, but you don’t have to announce it on the internet.

Would it be wrong for me to reply with an “Amen”?

It’s what he is ... I think what we’re seeing IS him trying not to be a piece of excrement in human form ... :/

I expect him to tweet out a picture of a dildo and claim that it’s his penis.

Right now, Bannon and Kushner are huddled over an old CRT, busily googling male porn stars to find a dong that could be photoshopped onto an image of Trumpty Dumpty. They’re both nervously pretending they don’t already know the best sites to check.

Ol’ Linds periodically gets the vespers and feels the need to share how aghast he is.

I’d be pretty sure I had crossed over into some hellscape bizarro world.

Cheney is Evil Incarnate and the Lord of Darkness. He’d make short work of Trumpty Dumpty.

If you could compile a list of the most famous 500 people in the world, or maybe even 1,000 or more, I would expect that each and every one of them is subject to multiple insults each day across social media and the Internet. If Trumpty Dumpty is going to respond every time someone calls him out for being the…

FYI, I’m going to steal that explanation of snitching. Useful!

Rousting America from a lovely dream about being slowly devoured by a snake, a belching clamor emanating from the nation’s musky back den confirms that President Peepaw is mad at the lady on the TV again.

Tomorrow’s headline: “Albert Almora Deported”