Those 22 million mostly fall into three groups:

You’re arguing that Trump has no hatred for Muslims?

The government is hopelessly broken! Put me in charge of it and I’ll prove it to you!

Listen bub, in America, God’s Own Country, we have the right to work endless hours for piss-poor wages just to be able to pay for mom’s chemotherapy meds while the kids get diabetes because junk food is all you can afford and Bobby gets bored at school because you can’t scrape together enough for enrichment classes…

It’s ok, the Mets don’t have any genuine prospects.

Honestly, it’s better that he didn’t. Don’t pay lip service to something you don’t believe in. He should own his hatred and not pretend he cares about anyone who doesn’t belong to his circle.

That thing is almost half as creepy as Sessions himself.

Rick Perry: “Why do we have an office devoted to India? Do we have one for every country?”

Isn’t the capacity to self-edit wondrous? I’ve had passing thoughts that offended ME, let alone anyone else. Like in a “Holy fuck dude, where the hell did that thought come from?” Thank the universe for the mental filter.

Thank you for the info. Now I know to keep an eye out for this asshat instead of writing him off as just another evil/incompetent Trump crony.

What percentage of Trump appointees has wondered aloud why we can’t just “deport all the Indians back to India.” More than 50%, right?

The paperwork to change it to “Office of Redskin Energy” hasn’t gone through yet.

They’re cold?

Trump’s brain is a damp, dark, disgusting cave with a sign that reads “Abandon hope all ye who enter here.” Trying to unravel his thoughts surely leads to madness.

At this point I think he could fire Mueller and Rosenstein and any prosecutor anywhere who ever looked at him sideways, and there’d be no fallout. Ryan and McConnell will never turn on him.

I think you must be looking at a video game listing. Do you see Kansas City Sharks and Pittsburgh Owls?

Perhaps it didn’t occur to them that they can also make offers to other teams? I envision them sitting in Paxson’s office, staring at the phone in the faint hope that it’ll ring.

At least the White Sox finally stopped trying to add more duct tape to the 2005 team and actually build a new contender. Surprise surprise, when you peel off all that tape there was nothing actually left of the 2005 squad (unless Don Cooper counts).

Just reprint old Royko columns.

Charlie Kelly for President!