Good. Never kowtow to the Great Orange Sack of Phlegm. This’ll really get his panties in a twist. He can’t stand being snubbed, especially by those he perceives to be his inferiors.

Meanwhile, Alex Smith leads the league in imperceptible passes.

It’s the “temporarily embarassed millionaire” fallacy at play. Everyone thinks they’re going to be rich sooner or later, through the lottery if by no other means, so it’s forward-thinking to support policies that will be self-serving once all the dough starts rolling in.

In 1950, America was a very different place. Bobby socks, and uh, socially acceptable white supremacist terrorism. On the upside: Unions were strong as hell, and nobody benefited more from that than those at the bottom.

I’ve been lucky enough to live near some of the city’s better parks, and obviously I can’t speak to the schools, though I’ve heard bad things so I believe you on that. I find it much harder to get around in the suburbs, it’s constant gridlock in the areas where I drive. Maybe I lived in a more convenient part of the…

It’s entirely possible that you’re alive today only because of the color of your skin. The most likely worst-case scenario for you in that encounter (assuming Washington’s laws are similar to the states I’ve lived in) was a very expensive ticket for excessive speeding.

Ken Starr was as bent as they come and he spent literally years looking into Whitewater and Vince Foster’s death. If that partisan piece of shit couldn’t find the smoking gun, then you know there isn’t one.

It would’ve all culminated when he had every single pick in every draft from 2027-37 and the rest of the league would’ve been forced to fold due to a lack of players. But alas, lack of foresight denied us the fruits of his genius.

Not to mention, all those articles making fun of her eventually drove her to flee the governorship. Sammy already got the boot, but maybe shining a light on his baloney can keep him from wrecking another franchise.

That’s a really good point. If she’s the world’s greatest criminal mastermind, as Repubs have been claiming for decades now, then they have an obligation to protect us all from her! She’s basically Blofeld from the Bond films!

Honestly curious, what’s better about raising kids in the suburbs? I’ve lived in both areas but I don’t have kids.

What rural and suburban America don’t know about life in our cities is staggering. They always whine that we don’t understand their lives, but a lot of us actually started out in the sticks and decided we’d rather live somewhere with culture and tolerance. We know what’s up in hillbilly heaven.

Even in the relatively dangerous neighborhoods it’s not like there’s people dying in the streets at all hours of the day. There’s a depressing amount of urban blight and neglect, but there are also a lot of ordinary people just trying to get through their daily lives.

You’re right, but I like to imagine that this person thinks that there are literally no children in the city.

Not to mention these are the same idiots who proclaim periodically that the tax code is way too complex. Gee, how’d it get that way?

As I was scrolling down I was thinking that “Senior Formula” was going to mean “made from seniors,” so the actual punchline was sunnier than where my mind went.

I swear, if there was just one Democrat left on one school board in rural Hawaii, that would still be enough for the GOP to blame everything on that person. These cretinous dingbats have all the power, it’s their own fault if they can’t tie their own damn shoelaces.

People in the Chicago suburbs are the same way. There are people who live 20 minutes from downtown and only visit maybe once a decade, and even then they think they’re about to die the whole time. Like it’s a nonstop Mad Max wasteland at all times. I know someone who insisted she’d never move to the city because “you…

My favorite baseball player years ago was Edgardo Alfonzo. I originally registered on Deadspin so I chose a sports-focused name, with a twist.

I mean, what do they think happens when you have a workforce making less than the amount of money that is sufficient for life? I think it’s kinda obvious, but apparently it isn’t to them.