“So then I went over there, to the place, y’know, and I told him, I told him right away, I said, ‘You need to go over and tell him all about it. So he did.”

Don’t forget Whitewater and Vince Foster and how she’s dying and going to drop dead at any moment six months ago.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I wish we could put the asshole Republicans of the 1950s and the asshole Republicans of today in a room together and have them discuss their opinions on Russia. There wouldn’t be a single survivor.

Is it illegal for me to tell you I had a turkey sandwich for lunch?

How can the FBI ever conclude any investigation when it may turn out that they’re all part of one vast scheme that all ties together and points to Pauly Shore as the prime perpetrator!!!!

Your outrage is justified (not that you need my approval). I mean, my opinion of the average U.S. senator is pretty low, but even that panel of geriatrics probably would’ve been able to muster some pointed questions if there was any question of Comey having leaked classified info. Even raising this nonissue here reeks…

Enough about the Russians trying to bring down American democracy, let me hear more about how the Democrats and the media are the real enemy.

Evidence and proof are two different things. Evidence doesn’t come to be considered proof until after there’s been a legal judgement - the evidence that the judgement rests upon is then considered to be proof. That said, Comey’s memos are excellent evidence. Tapes would also be excellent evidence.

Yeah, I think you’ve got it. It stands to reason that as the FBI investigates the Russian interference with the 2016 election, just about anyone involved in any presidential campaign could wind up being roped in. So in that sense sure, Johnny Boy, Hillary’s name might come up. But to answer the question of whether…

In the case of ol’ Strom, going senile may have actually been an improvement. He was never much of a thinker.

I’m still no fan of Comey, but I was impressed by his restraint with McCain. I would’ve probably said something like “What are you even talking about right now?”

Until today I was convinced that Donald Trump was the most senile person in U.S. government. But a challenger has arisen.

I hope he slips on a banana peel later today in front of dozens of photographers.

It’s a either a corrupt cabal in cahoots with Russia, or a gang of fools obstructing justice in their inept efforts to prove their innocence. Or both.

Putin has better teeth than Varga but a similar outlook on life.

Oh, that effing liar! That’s not a small lie either. What is this talent that Trump us for finding the worst people possible?

“And also, I don’t actually disagree with him, I just find it advantageous to cultivate the idea that I do.”

Oh crud, I used “nothingburger” yesterday without realizing where it came from. I’ve been infected!

It seems like Ural ways making jokes like this.