Can’t wait to see how the GOP senators try to defuse Comey’s testimony:

Slipping into uptalk because the speaker is trying to get a specific response is tolerable. But I’ve known people who speak exclusively in uptalk, and it’s borderline torture.

How about, all white visitors get stopped and frisked?

The media is more than one person, it can do many things simultaneously.

Might have to ban white people from the museum. I keep hearing that racial profiling works, so let’s give it a shot here and see how the other side likes it.

I run into that mentality so much that it makes me not want to interact with other humans. Do they think that admitting a mistake is tantamount to denying one’s own existence? In most of these cases, if you manage to hem them in so that they have no choice but to admit a fault, they still have strategies upon…

The saving grace for Spicer when the indictments come down is that he’ll be able to claim he didn’t know anything about anything, and we’ll all nod and agree with him. As a “spokesman” he’s about as useful as my Uncle Bert when it comes to having any actual knowledge of anything happening at the White House.

Another reason to be hopeful, I suppose, is that there are people like McMaster and Mattis in his administration who likely would refuse to be part of any anti-democratic resistance to his removal. And they’re the guys he would turn to to try to get the military to do his bidding.

Everything you lay out makes perfect sense, but I worry that as the endgame nears, Trump and his cabal will refuse to go as quietly as Nixon ultimately did. What happens if there’s about to be an impeachment vote and he declares martial law and says that Congress has been subverted by “enemies of America”? We’ve seen…

Silly human, our Reptilian overlords do not let you “pick” ... erm, that is, I mean to say, yes Cruz.

He’s the kind of guy who, if his cancer-stricken, nearly bankrupt neighbors happened to discover a bag of cash, would report them to the IRS.

No photo can truly capture how disturbing his gaze is. It’s really disconcerting on video. And his speech patterns are weird, too.

Someone should tell them, too, that adding the word “sincerely,” to their apology doesn’t actually make it sincere.

What about all the people who were HAPPY to get mouth herpes? No one ever tells that side of the story!

Yeah, but aside from those 15 instances, and all the other ones you’re prepared to dig up and quote accurately, when has he ever been racist? I call Fake News! I mean, haven’t we all lost federal lawsuits accusing us of housing discrimination against minorities due to the rental practices of our developments? Who are…

If Fox News was to broadcast live footage of Trump fellating Putin, he’d pause for a second to take a breath and deride it as fake news before getting back to it. Anything that runs contrary to Trump’s wishes is automatically fake news, and they’ll use any pretext imaginable to push that narrative.

“Pubis!”

“Bannon! What is this ‘Prince Albert’ I keep hearing about? People keep saying that he’s being recognized more and more.”

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