Sumo Wrestling.

@UkraineNotWeak: I'm not sure even 500 pages of brilliant Pynchon prose could make Bissinger hate us less.

@Suss—: Well of course its still availible. The "attainable" is implied.

I stopped reading when you described the Citröen DS as exhausting and tiresome. I suspect you need to have a cigarette while contemplating your existence.

I say, she's a modern day Evelyn Nesbit.

@HIV 2 Elway: You replaced a 12 year old car with a 17 year old car?

@blastitbiggs: Nah, its the modern air (or fat) bags that provide cushioning in violent impacts.

@Gordon Bombay: It should be noted that the style guidelines for american light lager for flavor it just says "ass."

How the hell did Blue Moon take home so many awards? Coors must have opened the corporate coffers for the judges.

What you missed while off the grid for the last two weeks.

@Unevolved...?: The armor was removed as a result of a Six Sigma study.

Squad Leaders

pissheads

Hey, if Dock Ellis can spin a no hitter on acid then why can't Hamilton snort some nose candy and smack some dingers?

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Mmmm, pizza bagels and yoo-hoo.

@Triborough: NBC uses Six Sigma? How?

@Drew: Is this what you're talking about:

I had to pick the 200D. If I am going to have an old Benz, only a diesel will do.

Whew, after I hit More I briefly got real worried that there would be an uncensored pic after the jump.

@BabaOje: Who is next? Curtis Leskanic?