@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: That sound you just heard is Huston Street being dropped from a thousand fantasy teams.

@supermike5alive: So the A's have Alan Embree and Keith Foulke pitching relief.

He ruined the pleasure of flipping my pillow over on a hot summer night = disapprove.

@tater: I sensed that inevitability of the last second Duke lead. You can't stop whats coming.

So they just bashed it in? Weak. Everyone knows the only proper way to destroy a car is to take off a sweet jump like our Canadian friend: [jalopnik.com]

@Chamomiles Davis +1 for the Jim Croce.

@josereyes.theroof admits Gawker Media always wins: I'm actually relieved I'm not the only one that thought this.

Why is that cougar giving the U a blowjob?

Will, you really struck out on this post.

@Suss—: I don't trust a man who doesn't curse. Not a "fuck" or a "shit" in all these years. Real men curse.

The thing that annoys me the most about Dickie is the amount repetitive fluff phrases in his "analsis." All he says is a variation on "When you think about [subject] you certainly have to think about [team/player]. And you certainly have to talk about [team/player]."

"Most Skipable First Round Game: Oklahoma-St. Joseph's."

@Dead Wrestlers Society: game times: [blogs.phillynews.com]

What you missed while cleaning the excitement out of your pants.

@BigJimSlade: I'm partial to Road Rash myself. I could not be stopped when I got the chain.

Wow, those Furries sure like it rough.

Visits to ESPN can lead to being propelled forward and into the air.

@Camp Tiger Claw: Sheila Brofloski gave him the sled and marching orders.

@HIV 2 Elway: I'll take a Honda Monkey please. [www.japaneseusedcar.ca]

@Jefferson Short Bus: Woo hoo and damn you, I was planning to wait until I got home to watch that. I knew I should have avoided deadspin after 12.