@Maxichamp: Thats good to know, maybe I will take in a race when I go to Belgium in a month. I've been trying to find things to do there in addition drinking beer.

@Doyle McPoyle: Merkin Valdez > Boof Bonser.

@ArkansasFred: Wrong. They will charge $200 for those chinos.

Mazda3 hatchback looks outstanding in white.

@sir_pantsalot: I plunked a canadian goose on a drive once. I figured that would be my golfing high note and haven't played since.

Sorry for poking fun at your town name, assholes.

@The Sports Hernia: I went to a Wings game once while in college. Every introduction was followed by "...SUCKS!" Even the referees and timekeeper.

@acarr260: Wouldn't be surprising if the creator was drunk, Czech Republic does consume the most beer per capita.

What you missed while charging your phone with your shirt.

That was like an article from The Onion but slightly less half-assed, I'd say 5/8 assed. Excellent work Drew.

@Chamomiles Davis: Its good to see the cats realise that winning is easier when you don't spot the other team a double digit lead at halftime. Also helps that Dwayne Anderson has replaced Shane Clark in the lineup.

There should be a redneck Segway that balances itself on two concrete blocks.

I just set up a phone interview with Segway. Now I have to contemplate whether this is what I want to contribute to society.

What you missed while helping Will prepare for his TV appearence at 6:30 this morning.

Evil will easily take over the world once Vigo the Carpathian comes back.

No, because its not a Unimog.

@Kid Canada: How is someone that started drinking several bottles of Westvleteren qualified without knowing what it was be qualified to put together this list? If my dad and dipshit cousin raided my Westy stash I would be sending Anton Chigurh after them.

Newman has been long overdue for a transfer, and what greater place than Hawaii. —Cosmo

@ArkansasFred: "I knew I should have put on my Oops I Crapped My Pants."

Oyster beer has actually been around for quite a long time and supposedly tastes quite good.