@A Pimp Named Daver4470: I'd say its more the look my dog has after taking a huge dump on the neighbor's lawn.

Why is Mrs. Kidd wearing all that makeup whilst in the tub? Must be to cover up the cookie bruises.

So Gawker Media will now incur the wrath of ESPN and Scientologists for hosting videos? Scary. I'm just afraid if those two forces combine the result would be similar to the Ghostbusters crossing the streams.

@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: But where is his "$" hat?

@RedDear: Well its not quite a puppet and not quite a mop but oh man... I have no idea.

I can't be the only one whose initial thought was what marvelous LeMons cars some of these would make.

@InReggiesBush: My thoughts exactly.

Mike Timlin disapproves of your animal sensitivty training.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns brought to you by Diebold: Constructed using an actual douchebag i hope.

@Hustler of Culture: Those are the better than all the other candidates. Though I think a Leitch/Chandler write in would be the way to go. The budget would arrive in bullet form riddled with typos.

SUPER POTENTIAL!

Congrats to the Giants, they played the better game. Thats all from this Pats fan.

You're failing Seymore. What is it about you and FAILURE.

That guy should be at home looking after his ugly kid joe.

@MattinglysSideburns: Its like no on here has ever made pancakes before.

@katolesce: I will have to remember to bring my camera to the Boston signing.

I considered writing a lengthy diatribe but in the name of brevity...

Excellent. My hastily typed plea from yesterday was heard.

@Chamomiles Davis: Its a battle for the basement of the Big East!

@EdFinnerty: there should be a "hope" in there somewhere.