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How you know JLD has had a great career (deservedly): She calls Selina Meyer the role of a lifetime, and she played ELAINE FUCKING BENES.

“Ma’am, nobody chose to live in the Matrix. The machines rose up and placed humans in the Matrix so they could use them as a biological power source.”

i’m with ya...great show but time to go.

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Ah! I love this show so much!! But yeah it is good time to wrap it up!

It’s time, but knowing this makes me sad. I guess it’s time to pour some out and binge seasons 1-6.

I would pay good money (okay, $13.99/month) to see a Malcolm Tucker v. Roger Furlong insult-off.

My kingdom to see Malcolm and Selina scream at each other!

Mary: Hey, Jesus, got a light?

...absolutely. What could go wrong?

“Why don’t we do a little day drinkin’?”

The cast sounds hilarious:

That’s the face of a man who knows damn well he could rip that tubby boy’s head clean off but won’t because security is there.

Jr. also said he feels terrible about hitting a complete stranger but he thought she was his mother.

Charles Kraver Sr. got into an argument with Lynda Soundara

it’s the look of a man who loves to fight getting surprise cassius belli to start throwing hands.

Alabama fan Charles Jr claimed he was only sticking up for Uncle Dad.

Doesn’t matter how much the game worsens, both talent wise and from a business standpoint, it’s always going to be king. There are always going to be people who say they’re done watching/caring about football, but no one wants to be the guy that talks about soccer all the time. That guy’s weird and is the reason

“Catcher tries to pitch, gets dong knocked out of the park.”

I like it!

“My favorite work of yours is that scene where the two guys blew their loads on your face. Want to go on a date?”