Ah, the dangers of a quickly edited headline...

Not as bad as it does in the app... O.0

you hit the nail on the head bro

Nothing says good advertising like hiding things in the bowels of the newspaper.

So just zip the file and you're good to go? HASH checks generally verify integrity of a file, fairly easy to make the file fail a hash check. I'd recommend zipping it with a text file or something to make sure you change the length of the entire file.

finally, people will stop asking why i text them about ducks all the time

That was Connor Cummins in 2010 - surprisingly, he survived and was back again the next year!

Well if I wanted to buy a suppository shaped electric car, I know I'd be all over that.

Religion does not like this...burn it with fire!

If aliens are as good as we are at cracking codes, and - no brag, just fact - we are very, very good, they will sort all this out. There may not be enough text to decode the English letters, but they will at least have a sample of our writing.

"Oh, no ! Instagram !"

And I thought the fact that I could swim the length of the local pool on one breath was impressive.

i can't name a thing that hipsters didn't ruin. had to shave my damn mustache.

http://suicidemachine.org/ says:"BLAST.K0A1A.NET host is no longer serving the content you've requested. Consider contacting server's administrator (see the source)."

Which is ironic, given this article.

Very interesting. I just followed some links and ended up on http://justdelete.me/ which shows how easy it is to disappear on various sites. All of the Gawker sites are listed as "Impossible" to delete your account from.

This person should probably stop emailing Johnny Ive 5+ times a day.

I'm currently putting together a 3D-printer, guess what I'll be attempting to print :)