I'd say that Barnes and Noble has also done a piss-poor job with marketing and communications.

If only my car has a cassette deck—I'd actually use it for my old-ass mixtapes

Is this comparing hours of work to buy an American beer? Seems a bit unfair to compare us to "them."

I was there in 2010... Weird to see this.

Best pen I've ever owned: http://www.muji.us/store/statione…

My favorite is:
"We don't have a budget for this, but the experience for you will be off the charts. Also, can we get ALL the RAW images so we can edit every thing on our end; we promise to give you credit." (Yeah... just what I want, my name attached to crappy Photoshop work.)

I've gotten this with design too: "We need…

Choke or drown?

It's like she didn't even skip a beat or freak out—she literally, a second later asked me: "Did you just save your own life?" We dated for about 8 months and now we're just good friends... Yeah she was real cool about it. But it's a scary thing to happen to a person.

Not to one up you, but I have to share since this is a choking/reaching story: I did that on a dat once. I turned my head and reached for a some seaweed that was cutting off the airway... Thankfully, she was more impressed than disgusted.

Yup... counter, corner of the couch, office chair, tables, desks... I have too. A little too much ;)

I live alone. I worry that I'll choke to death on some food and die alone. :-/

It does when a union installs it.

Just like a cracked iPhone.

That just freaked Meowt ;)

I forgot to mention that I only placed a $2 bet.

I don't usually gamble but my brother was sweeping the black jack table and I sat down at video poker and BOOM! 2500 hundy! The lottery is more fun because you have a better chance finding a zebra standing in a elevator on your way to work than winning 1/2 billion. ;)

On a cruise a few months ago, I played some video poker and won $2,500. Cha Ching! Night was over. Trip paid for and $1,500+ left over for a new laptop!

They're not running.

Here he is not in flood:

"They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, 'Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3.' ... Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather…