Baseball Stars > R.B.I.

It was impressive. Rob did the Sprinkler, the Lawnmower, the Cabbage Patch, and the I Have A Complete And Utter Disregard For The Citizens Of Toronto.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears: I have penned a play.

I don't want to sound like I'm blaming the victim here, but come on. He was both a football player and a political scion? It's like he was asking to be a rapist.

As a guardian of the game, Tom just felt compelled to send a fastball over your head. Just to send a message.

Sucks for Uggla to be left off the roster, but Mendoza the breaks.

I can't really speak to the mentality of their front office, but based off of their offense at least, the Marlins seem unfamiliar with the concept of doubles.

I've not been in school for a few years, but I'm pretty sure that "fucking legacies" still falls under the penumbra of pledge hazing.

Frat Bro: [gives fuckin' speech]

I don't understand why he was kicked off. Did he suck?

[walks up]

He's now Badass Sanchez. Evil Sanchez...

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

+1

Be warned, this story is very British.

Jungle Bird took to his Facebook page toexplain why he didn't score.

Jesus Christ, Michael. Keep your brother on a leash!

The sodomy charge, under Georgia law, is for unwanted oral sex

The team's catcher, Buster Prosey, remained unmoved by the gesture.

Not being a drug guy, I don't know how many grams of heroin it takes to kill someone, but I'd figure four would do the trick.