That's when someone yells, "Zip it up."

[redacted. that was awful]

awesome.

Yet if you need a supernatural boost to be any good, there's not much point in practices, drills, and laps.

Love it.

Williams has since been banned from Excelsior Springs after his repeated instructions for the Tigers to "Kill the Headmaster."

Is the intense media scrutiny and the corporate white-washing of today's game the reason for a lack of truly interesting players, or where the drugs just better back in the day?

Haha

Apparently during the ceremony, the bride and groom both vowed to love and honor one another through "sickness and health, good times and bad, till the Islanders are no longer paying Rick DiPietro."

But before that, the California boy delivered a funny anecdote regarding his first encounter with Minnesota snow.

he's struggling with his money pitch, the yakker.

Local Virgins Say Tim Tebow May Be Able To Remain A Virgin In New York, Joss Whedon 'too mainstream' after 'The Avengers', Reports NYT

Need Justin Maxwell? Astros got him. Need Scott Moore? He's a 'Stro. Wondered where Tyler Greene has found his way to? If you guessed the Houston Astros' starting lineup, you'd be right.

This pales in comparison to last summer, when @TheRealYouppi tweeted about "going to hang with former Expo Hideki Irabu."

Bravo. +1

Past Olympics had spectacular bright, cheerful and family-style entertainment but the English seem to have put teens who worship Satan in charge.

+1

When asked about the incident after the game, Ebert said, well . . . nothing.

"At least they are letting us keep our '2012 LLWS World Series Champions' T-Shirts!" said Cameroon Manager Fabrice Ziem.

Police say he had a .128 blood alcohol content.