I actually came away from the abridged version liking Pryor. He has the smiling face of a five-year old laughing at the goofy uncle who had too much to drink and is fondling married women at the picnic.

Maybe that's why "he" was wearing boating shoes.

This whole thing is outrageous. I won't stand for it.

Judging by the .gif selection it's safe to say only white players will be showing up as signees in this thread.

So Joshua is saying she made like a tree and split.

Paterno was referring to the multitude of ways he still comforts Herscel Walker to account for each individual pain after beating Georgia and winning the '82 National Championship.

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At Greg Oden's camp he tried the other cheap move by slapping the initial free throw away but broke his hand. It turned worse when everyone pointed and chanted Greg Osteoporosis.

Finding good pipes to grind?

Oh man here's so more Todd Haley. I love that meme.

It's even worse that he still hasn't switched to Geico.

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This Gamboa gem is another personal favorite.

That thread is incredible. I didn't know it went so long. The Fonzie/ Oakland Ayyyys killed me.

Reminiscing DUAN:

I love Sheed's response almost as much as the horn.

Those were incredible. If I remember correctly there was one about spiders laying eggs or biting you and baby spiders crawling all over you. Which begs the question, whose dropped acid, turned the lights off and had someone read these to you?

Uncanny how it sounds just like Franklin and Bash litigating.