when is Daulerio going to resurface somewhere? Things are a little too normal on the Internet.

Sterling's rebuttal to the ban will be nothing but Anchorman quotes.

He's already homeless and hunting with old rims, there's no need to insult Latrell Sprewell beyond that.

Meanwhile Tea Partiers are picketing the White House claiming Obama doesn't hustle.

Come on you can't blame Emmert. His anti-union stance is based on his only personal experience with bonding and that damn hairpiece shifts a quarter-inch an hour.

What's the best shark? And why haven't you hired more any inane commenters to ying the yang of Tom and Albert?

What's the probability while POTUS is doing his presser right now that Joe Biden is dancing in a silk robe, seductively eating a hot fudge sundae, dancing to Gwen Stefani "Hollaback" in the Oval Office?

Hey guys, who wants to talk burritos?

S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C!

Why take on this case? Was defending the cash for kids judge scandal in Wilkes-Barre not grimy enough? Also, Lawyerin Joe... does his car smell as good as I think it does. Hands probably smell like melon. Okay, what does he smell like?

A/S/L?

Solid, but you're a joking needle in an unnecessarily opinionated haystack.

JOKES ON YOU. Good luck running the same-named three legged race alone.

I hate all of you. Especially you. Just kidding, my employer won't let me be an ass here anymore.

Merry Christmas.

Is that you, Pete Gaines?

Yeah but I know when you return home from those strings in your bushes. It's even creepier since this is my first DUAN in months. Change the channel from Home and Garden TV please.

Todd Haley is going to miss the Kansas City dry rub most of all. That's his patented name for giving himself handies with roofied prom queens.

+1

/pours Miller Lite on a fat chicks Big Mac