Joe Dirt. I think I said that last time too. Maybe. If not, yes, it's dumb but I watch it almost every time it is on.

I wouldn't think any non-commenter reads it, outside of those who are auditioning. Just explain to your son that 2011 is when everyone became META-aware for a short time period. I doubt it'll stick around for say, two years. Say, have you joined the Deadspin commenter Twitter list?

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Ain't no Heat gonna hold him down, oh no, Du Hasta keep on movin'

Just got Turf-Facialed.

Lebron won't express humility during post-game press conferences. No time for it. What with all the constant deep throating of microphones and wind-screen gagging.

He probably just refills Daulerio's percocet prescription.

What? No dong shots?

"She looked at me, then she dropped it, but I was far from the first to pop it," Lockett added.

Gus Johnson: Ohhh boy, HERE...THEY...COME...down Bovine Boulevard... The STEAKS HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER!

One way to settle this: Geriatric Cage Match. Each participant chooses either a cane or a walker for assistance. However, since there's a mandatory steroid test neither can use their crutches.

He was trying to write his name, but the detrimental close-distance splashback ruined any chance.

Nice.

More horrifying was Lance Berkman proving to be a three species creature. Human, puma and then showing off his snake side by spitting up on Houston media interns for the summers of 2003-2005.

Or they could be revolutionaries and create the first professional hide the Sheik league.

Depends on if Brian Posehn gets to eat the the non-survivor.

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I was saying moooove off the field you attention seeking jackass.

I watched all of season one, only after picking it up four episodes in and catching up. Each episode has a few decent moments but they tend to drag through dry spells. The three main characters kept me coming back though. I have hope it will get better than it is next season.