Meanwhile, in America Mark Grace is paying two dozen community service hours for 30 ounces of Rumble Minze.

Come back more often Theodore. +1

Pryor is apparently not down with three downs.

Since he's an Oklahoma State guy, ask him who his favorite Deadspin commenter with a former Pokes basketball coach handle is.

Lovey McLive

At least this answers the big Spanish soccer question, Carles Puyol looks like an animal from abusing Koalaludes.

*dying*

Speaking of missing commenters, what was your reaction to this reply?

Hug.

Yeah, but there are a few of us who hide (?) under our real name. Muwahahaha.

Meh, I prefer Glutton Busting which is the annual underground folk rock battle between Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh.

I know a basketball player who'd love to disappear to Canada and marry her, but she better love coleslaw.

Ha.

No matter how hard e is yes keep going and fighting to the end

The pictures do not do this car justice, it is a sight to be seen, and you will definitely be noticed.

The Four Horseman now have become a cyclone full of stars in a war of some kind.

Needed an actual anthem.

....

Fuck appearances, we've got a hockey team to deliver.

Blackberries definitely, especially fresh off the bush.