Time to start watermarking your stuff.

Just like most other men, at the drop of "Honey!" they knew to play dead.

Clue Heywood, your secret is out: [twitter.com]

Shaq and Penny are done. Finally time for the Blue Chips sequel we've been waiting for, Blown Hips.

@Rayism: Isn't Lionel one of the Mad Bastards All guys? I just kind of assumed it was him.

@Uwe: Agreed on Jefferson Tardship/Short Bus. He was great. ArkansasFred could stop by a little more often too.

If designers truly wished to capture the essence of "Miami Heat" they should have drawn José Canseco's urethra.

Nope. Have you seen my tinfoil?

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The one team is wearing jeans. Where is this game being played, South Central LA?

C'mon, MLB end the illegal viral marketing. They don't even make Butterfinger B.B.'s anymore!

Soccer fans would be better off if we got behind the proud nation of Dyslexia and their write-in candidate Step Ladder.

Excellent.

They didn't provide Jimmer with the old-style ABA red, white and blue ball because ex-teammate Brandon Davies already delivered all the money shots.

Now that Peyton Hillis is Madden's coverboy there's a DVD and Blue-Ray called Small Victories, People. Other parts of movie include:

This is the overreaching federal government's fault. The Timbers supporters needed to rid of the hangovers and the quick fix could've been a game of Two-by-Four Loko.

So fitting Tressel leaves when the country celebrates a weekend that goes for three.

Definitely exists. When college football rolls around again you'll probably see Gottlieb's Cards and me e-hugging plus the OK State basketball handles add to it.

The name DirtyBirds stems from the captain's 1987 Buick Skylark which smells like crusted lotion and palm skin 10000% percent of the time.

Are you sure we're not already there? The Royals are still contending.