Actually more fun than that, wrapping school up so visiting some old friends and such. I'll be back for a while now. Right on time to see if Daulerio is going to bring on the annual Deadspin rapture.

@Uwe @IronMike: It doesn't show up when you submit it. You have to reload the page just like giving an unstarred effort the ol' thumbs up to see the comment in darker text. Though I've been absent recently it's always nice to help you fellas out.

Rumor has it they cut a section called Smug Faces which was Olberman and Tirico misinterpreting each other when quarreling over who had a bigger "brain"

After interpreting the photo as two minorities and two foreigners piggy-backing off an American's fortune Merle Haggard titled the photo and wrote his song American Toxic.

I had this guy with me who was subtly undermining me, changing the subject on me and greeting my jokes with dead silence

It's true what they say, John has a coal reputation.

Teams are getting so creative on set pieces that just the other day I saw the Bernie celebration morph into a set piece. They confused last names though, it was really more of a Mark Madoff because everyone spread out and just hung around.

It's too bad Cinemax already has rights to the Lingerie Football League's nightly showcase Big Knocks.

Oh boy you've done it now. Pardon My Jorts is fucking pissed.

This was bound to happen after they played Kanye West during the intermission. The crowd broke into a musical chant "We want C cups! We want C cups!"

If I'm a guest at someone's house and I see they use Scott toilet paper I just use the hosts clothing out of spite.

How dare you belittle millions of deaths for a joke the morally depraved community doesn't even so much as giggle at?

The show isn't spectacular but as someone above me said it's much better than a lot of the other crap on tv. His standup is better. His special from live 5-7 years ago is better than the new one in my opinion.

Mike fucking DeStefano

Just ruin all my bad jokes why don't you!

I'll just leave this here DUAN:

It pretty much means nothing and is there for show only. So it's like Arnold Schwarzenegger's wedding ring.

Attacking Billboard: Tommy Thompson: More Of The Same

A valuable teammate helps, no matter who they have sex with at night.

It could be tricky for a high-caliber person to come out. His superstar peers are always thanking God, wearing crucifixes and quoting bible verses where it said Jesus hated everybody for not being like him.