Swizz Beatz is at it again:

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A writer from Washington, Pa., Bryan Stow. Stow... he feels like he bestows us with his sporting opinions. Bestow... hmm... sounds like Bar Stool— if you've tied a few on— which is an idiotic sports site. Bar Stool's main operation, to the best of my knowledge, is in Boston. Well, Boston is full of Patriots fans. I…

The only reason they allow Wally to manage is by promising to kiss nobody's mother with his mouth.

The real reason people call him Shrek? His scoring always involves donkey kicks. You know... because he has a strong shot. And he fucks animals.

@Steve U: +1 I also could not reply.

Don't waste time on dolphin rape. Be like Steve Phillips and save the whales.

Brown goes down as the worst quarterback coach ever.

Von was continually harassed during the game by Kazakh emissaries yelling "Put it up Nilla face."

I'm shocked... shocked that he would take advantage of being from a wealthy family to attract girls. Next you'll tell me his South Beach trips included doing blow off of cabana boys but girls were there to cover up his perfectly acceptable homosexuality. Hey, you said it Bill... not me!

Can you introduce my sister to him?

Easy, that's Eddie Murphy.

FcUK D.C. So, who else is commenting on the Red Line?

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The adult, untold version of the horse story involves the thoroughbred passing as and taking the SAT's for Charlie Villanueva.

DAMN! Different execution, +1

Amen Coroner

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$6.95 for Keith's Pale is a great price. Mr. Richards' slimy skin slides right down your throat, then unleashes a weekend worth of cocaine and codeine into your system that hits you harder than a Mike Tyson temple punch.

Even rec leagues should be serious, but there's no need to rag on everyone.