Why pick the name Solo Alone? Apparently a chance at marriage has permanently evaded Janet Reno.

"Irving joins Elton Brand, Luol Deng and Corey Maggette as early Duke departures. It's time they change the name to Cam'ron Indoor Stadium so these guys stay."

+1

Another good strategy for success came in 1944 when Mr. and Mrs. DeVito went with the Preemie Plan.

"Maybe A.J. doesn't want to declare love of and turn everything into abortions but I wish I did."

The four types of PGA Hookers according to the players:

One step closer to the Jersey Shore, China promotion where Snookie will be portraying Orange Chicken.

+1

Nantz prefers dogs that play well with other species. This is why he is always sniffing Tiger's ass.

Hug.

The Washington Nationals, where the fireworks will make you unhappy.

Liberose? Liberose.

Missing DUAN, I'm thinking of taking over AzureTexan's late night antics.

Wait until the next Sunday Night Football intro when a uniformed Tebow will be ridden by Bob Costas.

Last time a machine translated George W.'s point-of-view FEMA stood for "Forget Everyone, More Afloat"

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