They should cut her some slack, she probably did the breast she could.

@tastes_lk_burning: The idea of "team basketball" is debatable but I'll never argue the NBA isn't the top product. It showcases the world's best. The NCAA tournament produces more excitement because of the improbable underdog stories. The NBA can't match that. The higher chance of ridiculous outcomes increases the…

VCU in the Elite 8 is comparable to this year's Philadelphia 76ers going to six in the Eastern Conference finals. Get at me basketball fans. Okay now, NBA fans, you tell me what the more excitable product is.

+1

*snicker, snort*

Offseason Injury Report: Out: Johnny Jolly (Id)

The lightbulb(?) puts it over the top. +1

Jezebel Sweet 16: "Get Tissues for the Daddy Issues"

He'd be cool with it. Plus his are always from scratch and way funnier. I'm no threat to him.

I don't own photoshop.

Wow. +1

Screw you guys! Lane Kiffin will be there in five years! And my parents do love me! And it is a good size!

Oh yeah, for College Park: FUCK DUKE!

Quitters never get away with murder.

*continues gesticulation*

Deadspin Gives Back

"What, when you buy a cock like that I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?... It looks good in your mouth though."

Just looked at "Uwe's Cabin Brack Challenge" standings for the first time.

Meanwhile the Dominican Republic's Gomezesian Museum will unveil their Roger Clemens Astros tribute "El Pequeñas Pelotas"

I ruin everything. My family's words, not mine.