We always knew Conan O'Brien was tall, but his lineage also towers over their peers.

Nice.

Wrong thread, asshole.

Hopeful future headline: "TERRIER UP YOUR BRACKET!"

I printed out that picture to eat it like any normal person would do. Tastes like quail.

AJ didn't ruin Deadspin. Emma ruined Deadspin!1!!!1!

I busted into laughter reading this as a passenger in my friends car earlier. They now think Im a sociopath. What I'm trying to say is +1

Whore. Or, in event of twins and for J-NO "WHORES"

Abort.

I never thought there'd be a relevant time to post this, but alas, it must be done.

Hard to keep track of monies when those receipts end up with a delicious, gooey glaze.

It's so close because we're journalists, you see.

I noticed some commenters. I switched it up in a tribute and went with "AGGRO CRAGGS".

I'm just glad Taco Bell reintroduced their Chihuahalupa. Of course it's nowhere as good as Southern Virginia Hung Upsidedown Pitbull Cake.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese-mac: +1

@FavreFAIL: I'm tipping my cap to you, for now....

Stay for dessert, won't you?

/burns down Campus Chapel

Pretty timely, Beadle, seeing as how adjusting his ears leads to getting TRU TV for free.

I'm surprised the kid stills shows up to games. He took the trade deadline news pretty hard, realizing his Devangelist movement was finished.