For the Single White Female

This got me dying. +1

For the Glenn Beck, Fox News Aficionado

"All-time dickead reinserted in Houston after acting like a dickhead," used to be Bobby Brown's nightly inner-monologue.

You should totally pick your bracket drunk. It'll be just as effective as any method the rest of us use.

I hope for Chris Webber's sake ESPN doesn't cut to commercial right near the end of the Fab Five documentary.

I laughed at this for so long I'm embarrassed to explain it to my roommates now.

UAB is in. SUCK IT LUNARDI!

Meanwhile Donald Sterling is just eating Mongolians.

So don't watch it.

You know what a Polish person really means when they say "work stoppages hurt their position"? Someone handed them an Algebra book.

This year's bubble grew so big, so fast the Germans attacked it slowly.

The bubble is larger than an Iowan's belt.

The bubble got so big Berman now puts his lunch buffet trays on it to eat.

Yeah it's grown exponentially worse each year. If you think about it, it's completely fucking pointless too. There is a finite result to what he's talking about. It's not even game coverage or projections. "Who will play as the six seed in the East Region?" You know what Lunardi, blow me. The committee does this.…

Dan Snyder is a huge vegetable juice fetish enthusiast.

In the end all that matters is cutting down nets.

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+1 Barry for getting this up instantly.