Give me Duke, UNC, Florida, Kansas and Ohio State, you can have the field. Looking at you Big East fans.

Gus, Raftery and Bilas is the March dream team.

+1 Conference Championship

After the BIG 12 title game in Kansas City Musburger is going to get some pork in. By that I mean pick up some women, get tied up and slapped with belts for fun.

Terps were exactly what I figured this year. The lack of senior leadership hurt, but Williams can ball. Also they're so, so young. Stoglin showed flashes, Paulson is developing into a legit wing defender. Still missing a legit spot-up three point shooter though for Williams to pass to when he gets doubled in the post.

It's a young conference. Terps lost three seniors but Jordan Williams is legit— top 5 in the country for double-doubles and 3rd team All-American. Also Malcolm Delaney can score with the best of them when he gets hot for V. Tech. Also, the ACC cut down more nets in April than anyone. I'm an unabashed ACC guy.

The New York Red Bears

Yeah, I honestly wouldn't want to see Michigan State in my region. Tom Izzo is fucking incredible.

Of course it's heavy lifting, that backed up syringe pile runs deeper than Brian Billick's bullshit.

Like I said, it isn't a stab at anyone, you and most people in DUAN comment on the night posts (thankfully night posts are back) but complaining when the majority of your comments are in these forums isn't going to change things. Buckle up and enjoy the ride.

*Good morning Twitter. A special extended go fuck yourself if you're from Stony Brook University or Deadspin; hopefully that extends forever.*

DUAN is fun, but the main purpose of commenting is being funny. Vodkanuat and Always balance this nicely. This isn't a a late night stab at anyone, but we're here for humor.

DUAN

Don't be surprised when Dokken exacts revenge and puts out a bounty paying cash for Goldy.

♬ Ch-Ch-Ch Pet! ♬

I think this is just bad officiating and dumb errors by the refs with no larger intent but I'll still present the following info.

Ironically, due to the removal of bottle capped cotton Stanford athletes call "study aides" Cotton Candy. And wouldn't you know it, they take American Crafts 204: Clay Spinning! If you see Casey Jacobsen pandering for cheeseburgers let him know the good news.

Hope he brings enough dough for dessert and orders Koala Crumpets which— of course— are the best option to ensure some wood climbing and clawing later in the evening.

Hey everyone look! This guy didn't play at Stanford!