Another athlete of little TMZ interest lacking dirt? George Brett.

Punctuation has never been Tressel's strong suit:

My first time ever seeing chicken fight till the death it was crazy…

Trojans vs Tigers.. fall 2004 game tying soccer goal with under three to play off a crossbar rebound.

Despite the strategy of Dwight Schrute, I still say never go for the eyes.

Cam stretching his legs

I share all sentiments but only one second passed between the whistle and his shot. It's conceivable he didn't hear the whistle. The stadium was eccentric and deafening.

I haven't seen patriotism associated with food for worms since Mark Henry put in a seven hour session at Old Country Buffet.

Glossy eyes? Michael Beasley doesn't even play on Miami anymore. Check your facts!!

Interesting choices above and below for worst sportswriter to live next to. I'd have to pick Selena Roberts.You'd need a gun and guard dogs handy at all times. Also "Keep Away" signs. The most extreme preventive measures don't register with that psychotic, over-obsessive bitch. Unless she's peeping on me in the…

Speaking of pizza, at the Scientology open-house I recently attended they offered meat under cheese style called "sausage surprise."

Well that settles it then. He isn't the new Todd Haley. Say, do you have any tape for this flip-flop I'm wearing?

It may have been said here before but K-State coach Frank Martin is the new Todd Haley. Pass it around.

Are you saying you like or dislike Sublime? I happen to be a fan. So if you are lets jump anyone who says otherwise in a dark alley when we never meet and never see them.

Jerome Bettis.

If they go all the way that's easily the sports story of the year. Even if not it's still possibly the sports story of the year.

It's 10:00 pm. Do your parents know where you are?

@MaverickIsAirborne I'm so using those at the liquor store tonight.

Buzz is bitching on Twitter again. When he finally talks burritos and declares his hate of pants will it be the declaratively greatest web moment ever?

Inception. And I haven't even seen Inception. Remember Drew's post about people sucking Nolan's dick over it? Well that happened. It's totally irrational on my part, but I never claimed to be rational. Fuck Inception with the swollen dicks of herpes.