A natural +1

Owl,

Speaking of blogtarded that guy from Barstool actually named his photo file "skinnytie" like a douche.

He kicked the living daylights out of him!

This reminds me of the time UweBollocks rescued a bunch of diseased pigeons. If only he was around to spread his compassion and love for this owl.

+1

Get praise for what i write.

Not anticipating the upcoming CBS sports tell-none audiobook These Guys Don't Have Any Fun narrated by Greg Gumbel, foreward by Verne Lundquist.

CPH comments once in a while still, MKM several times a week yet. But Short Bus has literally been absent for months now. Well before the redesign.

I blame Reagan and crack. For everything.

Commenting DUAN:

Personal favorite "There's probably angeldust in that lemon."

I like to put cocoa butter on my morning toast and vodka in my coffee. I'm so drunk and sick I forget all about being nervous.

I'm thoroughly enjoying your Auburn based Tide bashing today.

@OJJuice SOMEONE KILLED MY WIFE!?!?!?

@GWashGeneral The British have surrendered. Valley Forge is safe. Independence is ours. #deadlinedeals

Oddly enough ordering a steak then violently shaking her while yelling "You're a fucking fox! You're a fox!" is the only way S.E. Cupp can climax.

Whatever, screw that owl. He had been giving all the players' wives catcalls every time their chest came within eye level.

Spooning DUAN

Sheen's so good... at this point he'd fool Roger Daltrey.