'Dan Snyder? You're not Dan Snyder?'

Reminds me of the time I saw an attempted mugging in Philly. The criminal got mollywhopped by someone who was a former sparring partner of a champion. Who is this citizen hero you ask? Yup. You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

But... they only flop in soccer! Surely that doesn't happen in AMURRICA!

Commenting DUAN:

Would it cheer you up if I commented with my pants off?

Pfft. I remember when this was relevant. I read about it on Deadspin fourteen years ago!

Tommy... Tommy...? TOMMY!

"Chris Simms least favorite workout track? Lets Get Physical"

And all the while he waves aloft his ginned-up credentials

Way to show your work. +1

We could just ignore it completely. Like not even comment on how dumb the combine is. If we ignore the combine maybe the combine will go away and we'll never hear about the combine again.

Our very own Clue Heywood prompted that. I prompted the Snyder bit. We spent the morning peppering him on Twitter.

One time when I was feeling like going really fricking nuts I ate some honey roasted ones. No thank you. It'll be non-salted Planters and the NY Times crossword for me each night.

I like to dip my cucumbers in sour cream sometimes, however that's way too frisky to do all the time.

That's the only time where I actually wished I wasn't doing something else to comment. That was all around brilliance.

This expression gets tossed around more often than salad at a Vegas fetish convention, but this is the lord's work, Hickey. +however many you want

Where's Matthews and the Boring Bag when we need it?

These two blow through money so fast it makes Ben Bernanke blush.

You had me at SoutherComfort.