This is the one where Snyder and McKenna have a DC Backlot Brawl right? Two professional men enter Southeast DC. Neither leave.

So who gets called Lobster Dog?

Don't you hate pants?

It's not murder if they're dead on the inside. Mercy killing is more like it.

Sporting group tonight?

Who invited the Omega Mu's?

Those dogs are just there to make Ellen Degeneres look fuckable.

Larry got really confused touring the trailers when producers tried explaining why there were no cots to sleep on.

I'm an idiot. But, whatever, we already knew that.

Nice

Eto'o is fine, Brazilians are used to finding surprising poles when trying to score.

Can't wait for a City Paper associate editor to fight Kyle Shanahan in a ladder match for court filings.

Did you know "ski flying" is a thing?

Such a shame. Pirates fans need all the excitement they can get, but unfortunately Singh, the "Tsunami Swami", crushed the dreams of thousands.

He's back! +1

Just called Dan Snyder, went straight to his voicemail message.

6'2'' - 6'3'' (Take that Blazer Girl!) and that's my lackey, who sadly was not in Hoobastank. He has been known to get tossed out of karoake bars though, so it's a wash.

Never been one to separate stems and caps

Anything you can do I can try to do better. Is that how it goes?

I may not be the most handsome, but lets just say my three legs are all equal lengths. Do I have partially-amputated stubs? Nevermind that, go away, stop.... Okay you got me. I look just like DJ Qualls, but homelier.