"We need supplies, but we're broke. Lets go Rayden!"

@ClueHeywood: In 2006, Todd Haley picked up Detroit broads under the pseudonym Yukon Denali. His pickup line: "My semi is more powerful than a Hemi."

@AirBratz23: You know who Todd Haley is leaving the Playboy party with? Your date. Your friend's date too.

And talk about poor academics! Look at how they botched the message "Kelly will love sitting on dicks."

Double points for Crowell. When his puppy dies he can gift them to a sorority girl in need of new boots.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: +1

We need a good slur for autistic people

@Fendi Hotdogbun: Superbands qualify too. Any artist who stray from their mainstay, even if for just one song.

@ZuckercornEsquire: Both qualify

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: [www.teapartypatriots.org]

DUAN: Collaboration Music!

@Pete Gaines: Can you teach me how to be successful?

@AzureTexan: Thoughts on Shiner? I thought I'd never cheat on Yuengling, but my time in Texas/Oklahoma showed me their Bock is a damn fine beer.

@All Over But The Sharting: I just want to see if fools go rioting downtown again. Though, to be fair, it wasn't rioting as much as it was police brutality. We'll see what happens.

@AzureTexan: Woah, what is with your Jack Nicholson negligence? The guy spent his spare time moonlighting as a real estate developer. No priorities whatsoever.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: No discussion necessary. Hatey just got it.

@SameSadEcho: Why not blow off hookers? Lets combine our minds here.

@All Over But The Sharting: In honor of the Terps hosting Duke it will be the college nectar that is Natural Light.

@Red Ned: Then we'll know they were recipients of Mitch Mustain's Adderrall shipments.

What about Mike Lupica berating Ines Sainz? That's double money since he's looking up her skirt at the same time.