In his next subtle dig, Barkley will tell everyone to quit going on shopping Sprewells.

This is the biggest, yet possibly most inconsequential shaving rumor since Christine O'Donnell's Philadelphia Halloween.

@Always Winning: You were doing the lord's work sir. +1

I mean, do we really need to compare them to large animals?Stablemasters. That's what they call sumo wrestler keepers.

Crack isn't all that whack

Magic Johnson thinks a Lakers trade would bring some new life to the team.

Signs of sexism are running rampant!

@Cyrus_the_virus: Whoever can help find my father.

@AirBratz23: Not the best, just my personal favorite.

@AirBratz23: Impossible to find this whole song on YouTube. But, ignore the shit and listen to Andre 3000. It's my favorite verse in any rap song ever.

@tastes_like_burning: Running out of drugs is pretty fucking scary. I would assume.

Man, nobody paid attention to that video. We don't know what they want.

@EggoROYffle: DUAN is the previous post. Hickey is on the night shift now too.

@MattinglysSideburns: "I like being the blunted, and the... "

An oracle, the defining philosopher of our generation once said, "You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."

@AC_Greens_Virginity: +1 tripled readership

@Fendi Hotdogbun: Doesn't matter. Truth is the ultimate defense against libel.

It is not understanding that there is a reason the referees called more fouls on Maryland in the 2001 semifinals

Kids will never just leave you be.

@snoop-a-loop: 2005 Penn State at Michigan. Bullshit late call costed them an undefeated season. Another undefeated season Joe Paterno wouldn't have won a National Title during.