@Phintastic: @vodkanaut:

Pictured: Fan drops polish sausage, Verne Lundquist goes into cardiac arrest

reminds me of Gerry McNamara

@Eddie Murray Sparkles:

That's sure to tarnish his reputation.

@Gamboa Constrictor: +1

I think it just looked kinda weird on TV. I was watching and it just kinda looked bizarre.

@Steve U: Quick story: I was sitting in class when I saw this comment. Two classes into the semester and everyone thinks I'm mentally handicapped or a sociopath. Also, +1

Somehow, while maintaining balance and coordination despite seeing about 25 cups instead of 10, I manage to hit 8 in a row before missing the 9th cup by a good foot and a half.

@Hatey McLife: +1

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: Seriously, we really need a time frame. Ron Pawlus Notre Dame is one thing, but Jimmy Clausen's years makes this an entirely different level of failure.

Wild thing, you make my nostrils cling.

@Hatey McLife: It's the best way to share mugshots.

@FavreFAIL: Make that two for Hedberg.

@Lady Pha Pha: Deceased? Dock Ellis, because, c'mon.

@All Over But The Sharting: Combine your talents. Hobos make great fuel. You know that. Everyone knows that.

The most severe punishment was forcing Bailey to cab strangers around "the homeland" and give them his pay for answering rejected Jeopardy questions.

Only a reality TV star would take the phrase "Fuck Duke" literally.

I haven't seen friendly-fire Dick whippings like this since videos from Condoleezza's BDSM dungeon were leaked. That wasn't the only release related to the night.