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Kirk Ferentz denies The Quad City Times report he repeatedly said "Don't fret the pain, just hide it"

Can't wait for the Obama, Boehner based Wiz Khalifa Bengals theme Black and Orange

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I bet he brings the gavel with him and delivers a catchphrase post-shot.

Can't wait for Obama to give me a +1 during the State of the Union. Who needs a COTY when POTUS gives you props?

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Of course people lay strippers. At least, I'm assuming. You know. Umm, umm, I defer to UweBollocks for further input.

Well he wouldn't be stuck pleasuring himself if he hadn't called the misses husky.

No wonder he plays defense. You're supposed to go under center. UNDER!

@Phintastic: He's been giving Yunie or lauren_jo some extra +1's lately?

Late Night with Brian Hickey premieres tonight

@Gourmet Spud: I know a good marketing guy. If the guarantee is serious and you're interested in branding yourself as QVD to sell via webcast let me know.

@Always Winning: Meant to send to Spud. That's why I have a guy.

Pollard's tight ponytails explain his less than stellar catchphraseUp with Mormon Screed, down with sniffing speed!