Guys, in case you're still confused, what they're saying is Keys and Gray aren't the heels.

What? Did she sit in chocolate?

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Expect the longest of dongs to go vamoose

"I know Jay and one thing he's not is a quitter.'

It isn't Canada's problem, but still, it's rude that the Oilers pushed to have Tony Hayward as their superhero.

Maurice Jones Drew does this before each game, but it's tolerated since he tells everyone he's drinking excellence.

Pal, you're in the South. They play a tag on a progressive level.

@WashingtonForeskins: He also had the Bears in the Super Bowl last year so lets not worry too much.

"Alright, it's 8:30 time for the AFC Championship game to start. CAN'T WAIT!"

@Now imma throw my gyroball: No, but due to my heritage I cry whenever the commentariat makes wise on Americans of Polish descent. And that sandpaper really scrapes the skin when I wipe the tears.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: You're Catholic!

@tastes_like_burning: Fur!

@Gamboa Constrictor: Exactly and also check out Mike DeStefano's episode. That one is very dark and truthful though.

@vodkanaut: He is relatively unknow so it's doubtful you've been slacking. I stumbled upon him last year during a Comedy Central presents countdown. It was pure chance. Researched him then, just as his podcast started getting big guests. I remember discussing standup with you on here quite a while back, this guy is…

@Gamboa Constrictor: If you want a great intro to it check out his two-parter with Louis CK. It's like two hours of comedian history school.

@vodkanaut: He doesn't get tons of attention, until recently with his podcast, but has been around forever. Not on TV much because he makes it openly known he isn't one to kiss ass and criticizes comedians who are in it more for fame than comedic contributions. Glad I could help though, also check out the NY Times…

Vintage Conan guest Marc Maron is his second guest tonight. Recommended his podcast on here once, and do so once again. Here's a clip if you're unfamiliar with his work. I think he fits this audience nicely.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Saturate by Breaking Benjamin. They're also my only local "big time" band so it also takes me back home so to speak, which is nice.

@Hatey McLife: I started commenting because of you. In a Funbag you referenced waking your brother up with an ass poking. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, you've been joking this whole time? Is nothing sacred anymore? Fuck!

@PolkPanther: FWIW I find you funny. But just about every single commenter here is funny. That's why we got approved and yet to be banned. Seems like the Ninja has been out and about as of late which tends to make most dial it back on quantity. Not sure if that applies to you or not, haven't been around much lately.…