@PolkPanther: Did that promotion lead to your decoration loss? Also, I wouldn't think it'll be your last promotion. We're due for a sporadic photoshop contest.

@Always Winning: Well I wasn't a UMD fan until I got there in '08, always liked UNC as a kid because of Jordan. Out of the '02 champs I always expected Jaun Dixon to have the best career. I'm shocked Blake has been able to get minutes consistently years later. I don't think anyone predicted that.

@Always Winning: I'll tune into the second half after Jeopardy. Then watch my Terps against Va.Tech since their coach basically called our student body vile human beings, an honor we're proud to have. Fuck Va. Tech doesn't have the same ring as Fuck Duke though.

@FavreFAIL: He's just pissed at the whole Deadspin gang since they've never taken him to Chinese Fantastico with Katie Bakes or Blazer Girl. Dude can only meet women as a wingman. Or strip clubs. I bet he loves strip clubs.

Same guy, 22 hours later

DUAN was away all day, any commenting highlights?

Favre's decision was in poor taste. Nobody likes Dusenberry syrup on their short stacks.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: SBS= Sheed's Blumpkining Solo?

By the way, I hate people who can build things themselves.

Meche will retire to New Mexico, work at Petsmart, and sing Crash Test Dummies songs bringing the goldfish display water to room temperature.

@HockeyMountain: +1 logical rant

@Sheed's Bald Spot: With the substance's creator, Ronald Regan. I'd assume his would be good stuff. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

@Sooper_Dooper: Try offering them something. A suggestion....

@ScientificMapp: Does this criminal speak foreign languages? And say 'ELLO POPPET?

@The CFL Allstar:

@UweBollocks: I'm just seeing this now. A belated but hearty +1

It's not offensive considering the mascot is a flamer.

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#5 ¿qué tipo de fútbol es este?