@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1 calling card

DUAN

@ClueHeywood: She's getting better looking with age, much like Jennifer Aniston. That Bundy house had some lookers. Just awaiting PolkPanther's confirmation on this...

@Sheed's Bald Spot: I keep my eyes closed. The Mark Mangino.

@Rusty Shackleford: He really is the best. The Scientology crack had me. Have you seen his latest standup special?

Rodgers rushed that guy to his car. He clearly didn't have meter running.

@sengupta4: I'm an idiot.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: And yeah, he's still pissed about losing that one.

You know who was on the Jets staff last time they didn't back into the playoffs and made it to the AFC Championship? You guessed it. Todd— motherfucking— Haley.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: That's so ridiculous. In a youth game once our goalie punted the ball, it got carried by the wind, the other goalie fingertipped it into a goal which counted. It was also snowing in October. This is much more impressive.

@sweatingmullets: I believe he comments under Lionel Osbourne.

@sweatingmullets: Some things are too good to be true.

@Samuel L. Bronkowitz: That's what I figured, but just wanted to believe.

Guys and girls, I don't read KSK nearly as much as I should so I ask you, is this a real person?

That dog's name? Moment.

@Hatey McLife: +1

You're next Bob Holtzman!

If Rich Rod sees his shadow they get an extra six hours of shopping.

@Steve U: +1

@gulag: Jose can't spare the scratch anyway, he's got a chandelier to save.