Reminder:

True. Snow way of knowing.

When I was a kid the grocery store we went to had two express lanes. One had a sign that said “less than 10 items” and the other had a sign that said “fewer than 10 items.” My Mom refused to get in the line that said “less than,” she would only go “fewer than.” That’s pedantry!

Hard to know weather or not this matters.

I like Mike Trout better with a hat on.

“I hope this bomb cyclone doesn’t delay our flight.”

Trout’s wife’s reaction seems awfully frigid towards this storm news.

The things that people have the inclination and bandwidth to bitch about will never cease to amaze me.

“Myrna! Get out here! The Halversons are at it again!”

That one penguin shouting “Worldstar!” cracked me the f up.

#ArcticStar

I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.