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Eddie
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My mother is untrainable. At least, as far as voicemail is concerned. We'd repeat the same song and dance over and

This made me sad until I realized my life is dope and I do dope shit.

It looks like an optical illusion. The tesseract of side dishes, a pork-dimensional hyperfood. You enter Wendy's to eat this and exit from a gas station bathroom in a desert 4,000 miles away wondering which of your memories are real and which were implanted.

That's what she said.

Freelancing Sucks

You may have heard by now about Sports on Earth, the joint venture between MLB and USA Today that "laid off" a bunch