One of the things I genuinely love about Jalopnik is that you can pretty much always ID the author of a post by reading the first few lines of the first graf. I knew this was a KL piece the second I saw the internet food videos reference. Patrick George does a great job as EIC by allowing the personalities of his…

PS I love these road train-type tractors. They’re a whole step up again from your standard 18-wheeler tractor rig.

Mammoet’s the only game in town. Their website is great—”The Biggest Thing We Move Is Time” GTFOH you badass Dutch copywriters.

Dude I can’t even be bothered to search the “That’s The Joke” image. Do it your damn self!

Yeah I’d probably have loud and violent winds if that happened to me.

Orange cats are all psycho murderers. I had one once, a female (rare — ginger cats are mostly toms). She’d lie on the couch back and as you walked past behind it she’d casually reach out and cut you. Totally deliberate. She was an asshole. She was killed by a dog, and tbh I wasn’t sad.

That’s what pregnant feral cats tend to do when they’re due—walk up to someone’s house and basically say “step aside.”

Nice to read this after that bastard cop shot a fucking chihuahua for being “aggressive” (uh hello you dumb prick that’s what they DO and they’re about 6" tall so it doesn’t bother grown folks).

More like derp state.

It can be described as Tesla’s skateboard design, as in the design that Tesla utilizes, even if they didn’t originate the idea.

This is deep.

Purple over maroon?

That battery pack looks really low.

Nose-gunner games where you’re either in a B-52, Lancaster, Millennium Falcon and you’re pursuing other air/spacecraft and trying to shoot them down.

André S3000?

Pardon power is BS too.

No-one uses “decimate” correctly. If we had fully and successfully decimated ISIS they’d be at 90 percent strength.

Wait, it’s not happening any more? When did that happen?

Joke was already made in the filter thread re the fact that the hero gif was a Tesla.