Great article, but I don't know how you reach this conclusion - "even if common sense suggests that he did" get MRSA playing football. He has his ingrown toenail, presumably at some point after that was operated on, he contracts MRSA. As you point out, it will be very difficult to pinpoint when he got the infection,…

The locals apparently regarded this a little bazaar.

Bridget's boyfriend is an idiot and/or needs media training.

Wrong question. The right one to ask is - who shall I be an asshole to today? Will it be:
(a) Pedestrians
(b) Other cyclists
(c) Motorists

With what's happening in with the Dolphins right now...

No, still a bit shocked that the Bears have the best NFC north D. I guess the turnovers they generate must weigh heavily on the model, because in all the other headline categories, Green Bay are better, sometimes significantly so (points conceded and rushing yards)

Pardon, my bad on the Broncos.

The Bears have the best defense in the NFC north? That I did not expect to see.

What a fitting Golden Rule that would be for the NFL.

Gosh, if the morality police didn't like the statue in the vertical, they really aren't going to enjoy seeing it pictured like this, in the horizontal with one or both guys tied down. Or perhaps they will approve, I can never figure this stuff out.

It's there because they bought it.

Maybe it was taken down because it didn't sufficiently honor probably the greatest set of gifs ever produced...

Now the picture is complete.

"unfair to the fans who paid his salary"

Haynesworth issues non-denial denial, says he was just motor-boating

I felt like a moron on Saturday night celebrating a Salty's double-tag, I feel much better now.

Haynesworth's story has always been he could have been paid more if he'd gone to Tampa. So that being the case, he gave up a few million Glazer bucks just to fuck over Dan Snyder. Even more power to Albert Haynesworth?

Most weather forecasters admit to over-predicting rain and snow.

That fisherman, did you know he went to Princeton?

That's also a graph of the number of Cowboys who wanted to stand within 30 feet of Dez Bryant.