I’m always amazed at how often BCO aligns with my bookstore-retail history. Plenty of line-jumpers there...but for some reason I’m reminded of a little kid who’d misplaced her parents at my store. She was maybe seven or eight, and by god she stood in line politely waiting her turn, sobbing quietly. (I suspended the…

People who interrupt ANYONE AT ALL WHILE THEY ARE DEALING WITH/SPEAKING TO/OTHERWISE ENGAGED ARE GARBAGE PEOPLE! They SHOULD all fall down, repeatedly. Get some manners, folks!

I agree with you in theory, because sure, a polite ‘can I just get some mustard’ isn’t unreasonable... but then... more often than not, as sure as the sun the moon and the tides... it starts... 'and a fork, and a refill, and do you have a takeout menu, and what time do you close, and I dont really want to go back to…

Never. Never ever not once not ever in the history of one quick question is one quick question ever simple.

I don’t care how quick you’ll be or that you just need one small thing

Well, I don’t know, she’s just waitressing in a restaurant.

I read this in Stefan’s voice.

My wife and I just call it TGI O’Chilibees.

I’ll consent to a labioplasty the day my husband has a testicle lift. It ain’t just lady bits that sag, y’all.

I’ve never seen a restaurant that had onion dip and potato chips on the menu.

Oh, and your username! Yes!

Hot coffee with a dash of skim milk is a sad, sad thing.

Cosigned. Hell, this last week when we were on vacation my kid kept taking his cereal with skim milk and I was baffled. I buy the good milk at home! Why are you (5’6 and 100 lbs) opting for the milk-water??

By this logic, people who regularly drink Frappuccinos are the least psychopathic among us, and I refuse to accept that.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

Seriously. I’m the stranger who would jump in and say something like, “What a stupid question, why don’t you mind your own business?”

Can you take a friend with you who can say “Woah, that’s totally inappropriate!”? Because I would be that friend.

Well, he would not have just stood there clothed.