I feel you.

What was his order?

I owned that coffee mug for many years. Yay early ‘90s!

My best friend was a bartender at a wing joint for many years which upped her ZFG attitude to 1000% by the time this happened:

I grew up watching — and judging — my mother over that very snack:

BCO on a Saturday?!!? It’s not my birthday but thanks! OMG I love it !!

Lots of wood ....

Don’t blame the Internet. It’s the only thing I have....

Just happened that I read them all back-to-back right here on our BFF Jezebel and well, venting time! As a Canadian, I’m up here watching the Republicans tear away at all the things you’ve already won and it’s sad & frightening. I wish you well, truly.

Maybe. #plottwist

Okay, sorry in advance for generalizing but what is it with Americans these days? A Christian clerk won’t issue marriage licenses to gay couples, a Muslim flight attendant won’t serve booze to her passengers — which, btw, is the only reason I’m able to fly AT ALL — and now some guy won’t cut a woman’s hair because…

“Russell Off-Brand”, more like.

If Russell Brand let himself go.

Same. AND I was fretting it might not happen because Labour Day.

#seriously

I know. I’m just razzing you but seriously. This sounds like a seriously disfunctional family, Yale or not. Yeesh.

Slow down there, Julia Child .... I am digging this sandwich recipe. Gotta get a pen and some paper. BRB!

You totally did? but I borrowed them that weekend? and never got around to giving them back? O.M.GAH so sorry.

Kudos to you! I have similar shame/self-congratulatory feels when I’m standing outside in my pyjamas at 6:30am to empty the dog and 1/2/3 joggers scoot by, already sweaty with their athletic discipline and whatnot. Show-offs.

I cannot unsee so much of this in my mind’s eye: the hunt itself (unspeakable and unnecessary torture of these creatures), then finding an airline that’s still twisted enough to allow trophy transport back to the good ole US of A, and then off to the lodge for an all-American back-slapping congratulatory circle jerk…