NoGreenPeppers

6/29/15

Oh, that wasn’t my story, I just meant if it had been me I might have done that because it’s nice to do something unexpected for a customer now and again (especially if they’re 100 years old and don’t get out much). Having said that I fully recognize that once you start leaving food out on back porch, the stray cats…

6/29/15

If the guy hadn’t been such an obnoxious tool about it, I maybe —maaybeee — would have scrounged up some ketchup and horseradish from the kitchen and made an attempt at conjuring up an off-menu cocktail sauce, because a) it’s literally two ingredients and a spoon and b) amaze and amuse the customers with your magic…

6/28/15

They should just change their name to McMuffins. I could eat those every. single. day. Also, the coffee is pretty great and the iced coffee even better.

6/26/15

“Guests”?

6/22/15

If it has simple lines and is upholstered in a neutral colour? Probably.

6/22/15

I’m in furniture and decor retail and get asked the same question all the damn time: “Will it fit in my car?” I don’t know.... I’m not psychic .... I didn’t see what you drove in with.

6/22/15

I laughed (Casey: “ you snip the corner, jerk it off into a bottle and yay, everyone’s happy (except you because now you hate something as wonderful as caramel”) and I cried (that poor kid whose awful mother didn’t get him a treat at DQ and ate her stupid cone in front of him).

6/15/15

At first I read this as a colloquial expression, as in, “Floyd Mayweather and pee in an elevator, this apple crumble is delicious, Donna-Sue! You must give me the recipe!”

6/15/15

I second that emotion. THE BEST. More, please.

6/15/15

My thoughts EXACTLY.

6/12/15

I had a great aunt Dolly, as well as Lizzie, Mildred, and Maxine. Charlotte, Margaret, Catherine, and Eliza factored in there, too. All hail those family names and their memories! XOX

6/12/15

I had a great aunt Dolly!

6/9/15

I couldn’t take that risk because cross contamination is always a possibility and anephalylactic shock is serious business, i.e. potentially fatal. Who wants to whip out an EPI pen and call 911? No nuts when my friend is around, period.

6/9/15

Oh, Florida. You never fail to disappoint.

6/8/15

I planned my wedding reception menu around my best friend/maid of honour’s fatal nut allergy because FATAL NUT ALLERGY. What part of this do people not get?!?

6/3/15

Haha! Good! Love that.

6/3/15

I’ve had two fibroid surgeries in the last 5 years with the hopes of buying time pre-menopause that would calm everything down and I wouldn’t need a hysterectomy — all the male docs recommended one because “hey, you’re not using it anymore!” Fuck you, I’m kind of attached to it tyvm — but so far it’s still hell. I’ve…

6/3/15

I’ve had two fibroid surgeries in the last 5 years with the hope that menopause would calm everything down and I wouldn’t need a hysterectomy — all the male docs recommended it because “you’re not using it anymore!” Fuck you, I’m kind of attached to it tyvm — but so far it’s still hell. I’ve also passed those…

6/3/15

I’ve had two fibroid surgeries in the last 5 years with the hopes of buying time before menopause hit and would calm everything down and I wouldn’t need a hysterectomy — all the male docs recommended it because “hey, you’re not using it anymore!” Fuck you, I’m kind of attached to it tyvm — but so far it’s still hell.…

6/3/15