Yay!

My mom is a 12-year survivor and two of my friends are currently under the “all clear” after a few years of surgeries, chemo, and radiation. Other family, friends,and coworkers over the years haven’t been as fortunate. I’m so happy when someone comes through. When I read this story I couldn’t help but put a dark spin…

Who wants to bet this is the first time someone has regretted their cancer recovery?

“B.J”

Oh wow, I just posted almost identical description of what I go through all the damn time. Black pepper and hot peppers I'm fine with. Sweet bell? No way.

So I’m a little late to the allergy/not allergy party but my handle here is for a reason: maybe I’m not Epi-pen allergic to green (and red, yellow, orange, heirloom, whathaveyou) peppers, but I cannot digest the damn things raw or cooked, and am also that person who’s like “yeah no, sorry” when it comes time to order…

Thanks for ruining McDonalds, Obama! Kale fucking salad three ways....

“Lemon, I would like to kiss your boyfriend on the mouth.” — Jack Donaghy

Don’t you mean “Frappy Hour”?

Mmmmmm .... a toro with cheese, please.

Definitely a DIY haircut.

Yes! You too can pay off your condo in just 3 easy steps:

1000 times yes! WORDS MEAN THINGS. Also, chicken nuggets are suspect and hamburgers are delicious. Have a beautiful day, my friend.

Truly. Didn’t she fight with the City to have them disconnect the gas line in the kitchen because it was costing her something like $26 a year just to keep it hooked up? Ultimately she “won” and went on warming up dumpster meals on a hot plate.

“I don’t really know McDonald’s” says it all and bless your heart.

Actual choking LOL that woke the dog up from her nap. Worth it.

I recommend this post for so many reasons, namely A) your son is a champ, and B) that is by far the best use of a green pepper, foreverandeveramen.

See now, I don’t get this. Do you also go to McDonald’s and order a “Double Decker Patty Sandwich With Special Sauce On A White Bun Adorned With Small Seeds Often Associated With Asian Cuisine”?

Can you imagine what her guests went through? Maybe getting up to use the loo and going, “Hey, you know you’re out of toilet paper, right?” and she just replies with a dark, vacant stare....

Oh god, I remember that episode. And not only that but she invited an old coworker and his girlfriend over for dinner and served them a one-pot melange of warmed-up garbage.