COTD

I always thought the Kizashi was a handsome car.

We don’t use our stroller anymore for our 3 year old, but I can totally get why it may come in handy at some point in the future so we haven’t thrown it out or given it away just yet.

Correct.

Nuts in ice cream are an abomination.

Nah, it’s a texture thing. Cookies should be gooey and soft and warm, nuts ruin that with an unpleasant hunk of weird hard texture.

Lol what even IS this argument - of course nuts in cookies are horrible. Much like nuts in ice cream, they *completely ruin* the texture and add virtually no flavor - and I don’t even dislike them in general! I cannot for the life of me comprehend someone who wants nuts in their cookies. Stop lying.

They look like this:

Mayo is supposed to be boring and neutral. Miracle Whip is disgusting and ruins everything.

Nothing makes a sous vide circulator more worthwhile than thick cut pork loin chops heated to 150 degrees. Then you sear in a hot pan with oil and make a nice pan sauce.

HOT TAKE TIME

It’s just this little guy:

It’s just this little guy:

Should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque. Maybe then you wouldn’t have ended up with your head up your own ass.

You are an objectively awful person.

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

Deep in my heart of hearts, I cannot accept that yellow mustard is beating stone ground.

Mint chocolate anything is garbage. Get the fuck outta here making my chocolate taste like toothpaste.

BRB...showing this to that guy’s wife

I’ve been doing something similar for years except instead of smelling the pepper I rub it on my eye.

“Rather than a nice prolonged spring—which is objectively the best season”

What an odd way to spell “Fall”.