And giggle.

That two inch ruler has got to come in handy.

That looks pretty damn good. Much better than that shit Chicago puts on their hotdog sandwich.

You’re right about claiming where you bought the ticket but I don’t believe both states can tax you on the winnings, I believe it works the same as working in one state and living in another. You only pay taxes where you live.

What’s wrong with having your taste buds assaulted?

Had it once, they aren't sweet enough for me.

The name reminds of a dish my mom used to make called city chicken. It was pork and veal with no bird meat to be found. 

Just like Chicago pizza isn't a pizza, it's a casserole. 

She's not wrong. Also, Dr Pepper is a garbage beverage.

Umm, free Whopper. WTF?

The only reason to cut a sandwich is if you have small hands, like Trump.

The only thing worse than pumpkin beer is peanut butter beer.

Glory be.

Is it still ok to cook bacon in the nude?

And right hand drive!

Got linkage to the stone?

Got linkage to the stone?

Hmm, I wonder how it’d be if you sprinkled the mozzarella on top and stuck it under the broiler until it melted and got a little brown?

As far as I know, the only difference between US Guinness and Irish Guinness is that the US supply is pasturized. I doubt that would have any effect on flavor.

I read that as Unbeatable Bukkake. Yikes.

Don't forget,  also gluten free.