Fun fact about hefe, depending on the temp it’s fermented at, you can either get cloves or banana out of the yeast.

It’s made with something called PB2, powdered peanuts. It’s gross.

People have kids everyday, why is this news?

No, he’s right. Gritty sand, ungodly hot, screaming kids and a mass of disgusting people for miles and miles. I really don’t understand what is wrong with you beach people.

Wrong, Skyline chili is bad.

This is wrong. Not only does the bag keep them from jumping around like idiots, it muffles their screams.

The only things worse than banana bread beer are pumpkin beer and peanut butter beer.

I’m going to guess you’ve never seen a 600lb black bear. Tiny is not a word I would use to describe it.

Your inclusion of Fat Tire shows you really have no idea what you’re talking about.

Funny how they show how easy it is to get cards and cash out of it but pass on showing how hard/easy it would be to get coins out of it.

Funny how they show how easy it is to get cards and cash out of it but pass on showing how hard/easy it would be to…

As an occasional reader of Splinter I don’t endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views or his emotions.

You may have missed the part where the Cardinals LOST the cat before the game was even over. Someone found it and gave it to the shelter, finders fucking keepers is right. And neener neener...

I like to use unsalted chicken stock in place of the water.

Use of the word horny in the title should have been your first clue.

Ever watch an NFL Color Rush game?

Missed 17 of a possible 64 games not including playoffs.. That’s all you need to know. He wants AB money without showing up when most needed.

Isn’t her 15 minutes up yet? She’s a fraud.

GTFOH with logic like that.

I’d have sympathy if it was a Comcast truck.