I’m just glad that when USPS tracking says “the package is in transit” I’ll be able to rest assured that the package is in a Transit...

I always forget there are arm rest storage bins in my SC. This isn’t really a secret, i’m just using this opportunity to remind everyone i have a Porsche.

Not manual, but cool, kinda weird, and comfortable.

I’d like to see some RQ-170's or some other stealthy UAVs (that we don’t know exists yet) to fly just outside of detection range until they have missiles fueled and ready to launch. Then knock out those missiles right before they lift off. Don’t take credit for it, act just as surprised as everyone else. Rockets are…

Totally ok with this plebe-mobile:

Thank you! I may or may not have this comment printed on acid-free paper and framed.

It was EXTREMELY dusty the three or four times we sat down for interviews. Real bad allergy season, I tell ya.

Rode in a brand new Z06 right after it came out at an autocross. Limp mode on his 2nd run on a ~70 second course.

Prediction 1: $1 million, maybe slight higher. Prediction 2: First startup, key breaks off in the ignition, HVAC controls snap off, and dash turns to dust. BUT IT HAS LOW MILEAGE!

Honestly, I kinda dig it.

I’d daily drive it like I stole it, park in the most narrow terrible sketchy parking spots, park way too close to guys driving pristine Porsche’s.

Didn’t they already take care of this one?

I am working very hard to grow the shop to a point where I can catch up with 930 prices.

I fell in love with them, quit college, moved to the United States and opened up a shop to build and service only them and now have two to choose between in the morning.

How is the Porsche Cayenne not on here?

Midlife crisis requirement 1: Be Porsche or Corvette - Check
Midlife crisis requirement 2: Be fun to drive and flashy - Check
Bruce Requirements: Haul and Tow?

The Cayenne can pull 7700 lbs, Is available with a stick even if he wanted it, is a blast to drive, is flashy, has plenty…

We all know Camrys are the Devil’s spawn.

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Frederc Sausset. Alex Zanardi. And now this amazing woman, Nathalie McGloin. They would make for a good race team.

I always feel like a worthless piece of shit after reading stories like this.