I’m glad you appreciate it! Also, “released” is arguably the wrong word there. Theatrical films are released. TV programs are aired.

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

Here’s something I just saw on Hansen’s twitter feed.

I can’t tell if they’re drawing dicks in everything, or if I’m seeing dicks in everything.

My two sons think their dicks are fucking hilarious.

If any of you folks rep a faction other than Future War Cult, you’re dead to me.

burden of proof is on you in this one. go sit in literally any new volvo, then go sit in that fisher-price grade compass and tell us how the materials, fit-and-finish, soft-touch materials, ergonomics, safety tech and infotainment are the same.

I admit it, I lol’d so hard when the second guy fell for it right after scolding the other dude when he fell for it.

I haven’t seen the movie, but I do know that CinemaScore is the group that regularly gives Happy Madison movies As and Bs, so I wouldn’t read to much into that score.

How come, having read this comment, I can only think of the Reading Rainbow/DMX remix?

Just looked at the Krebs site. Good stuff on there. Thanks for the heads up.

Lifehacker really needs to stop sending people to Equifax to see if they were part of the breach. Security expert Brian Krebs has widely reported that that site is not reliable and will return different answers for the same person from different devices and will also return answers for made up names and SSNs. The…

The unfortunate truth is that hate groups thrive on this sort of mentality.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

I’m in complete agreement with you. I do this all the time. I spot something and decide it’s not worth saving so I smash it more. Old lady’s house with the falling in porch, smashed. That old desk sitting by a uhaul, smash. That lawnmower looks like it don’t run right, smash. A person with late stage cancer, smash.…

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

While being buried up to almost the roofline like that means it probably was going to get written off by insurance anyway, the fuck gives some asshole in a douchebro truck the right to feel like it’s ok to drive over the top of it? And that lamesauce excuse of “Well... we weren’t the first or the last to do it...”…

Don’t hate on Ryuk The Titan